'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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