don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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