What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I need help removing her.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
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if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
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Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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