So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
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