OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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