Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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