Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
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I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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