HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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