everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
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and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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