Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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