I'm drive I can fine osifer
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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