We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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