If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
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either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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