i think i have two assholes
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
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Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
there is glitter all over my balls
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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