She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
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Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
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Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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