I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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