absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
that may or may not have been my penis.
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