I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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