I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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