Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
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They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
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I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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