We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
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Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
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Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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