Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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