Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Randomize
