You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
