i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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