Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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