I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
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Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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