singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
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It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
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