I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
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she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
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Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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