Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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