i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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