The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
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Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
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I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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