Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
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Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
This toilet bowl is my home.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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