Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
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did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
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I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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