There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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