Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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