The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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