bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
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she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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