i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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