The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
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You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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