try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
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