Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
