I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
