hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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