were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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