It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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