I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
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Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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