Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
This is the high leading the old right now
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God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
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It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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