Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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