i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
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I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
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Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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