I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
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sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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