Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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